Friday, March 29, 2013

It’s The Most Wonderful Time of The Year!


It’s a sad day in New York, Ted.

A sad day indeed.

Do you know what I saw on my way in here?

A girl...in a sweater!

And you know what that means?

The season of exposed skin is over.

Exactly!

Gone are the tank tops, Ted.

Gone are the cute little skirts.

Gone are the sundresses! The sundresses, Ted.

I don’t think I can make it another 8 months with no sundresses.



“Barney, I really...I have to grade these papers.” - Ted



I’m sorry, I’ll let you work.



But first a riddle...



What piece of women’s attire most stokes a man’s desire?

“A sundress?” - Ted

Correct.



What lightweight outfit, pink or white,
makes the front of my slacks abnormally tight?


“I really have to get this done.” - Ted


Of course, of course...


Sundress by the way.
-   Barney Stinson

Ah yes it was a difficult season for us all. These 8 months have taken their toll, physically, emotionally. But that’s all in the past because unless you haven’t noticed, spring is on its way! Yes the snow banks are receding, the first slivers of grass have made their grand debut, and the birds have begun to trumpet the coming mornings.

This season marks the beginning of the greatest time of the year. The sun is hot, the drinks are cold, and sundresses and short-shorts are the order of the day. It’s like Christmas if Christmas lasted for 3 months straight.

So get out of the house, roll the top back and see where the road takes you. All things are possible when the sun doesn’t set till 10. Shoot hoops, hit the beach, seize the day.

1 comment:

  1. Well I hate to burst this wonderful bubble of yours but it seems we still are in store for some winter snow a little bit longer... Hang in there though.

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