Turn it Down

They invented headphones for a reason; maybe some of you didn't get the memo. When I’m walking down the hall from one class to the next, or sitting in the cafeteria freezing my ass off the last thing I want to hear is your taste in music broadcast to the world. As much fun as your remixed dupstep is, as gangster as your 2 Chainz may be just remember that while your boppin' to the beat every single person within range wants to strangle you with the cord to your ridiculously overpriced Beats. We all know that there’s nothing a teacher loves more than their lesson being interrupted by someone who doesn’t know what class they’re supposed to be in swagging their way down the hall passed the open door. Maybe if you took a break from that very fashion forward snapback you sport on the daily you’d actually be able to fit them on your head, crazy I know. The epitome of this ridiculous practice is when a group of equally charming individuals get together and are forced to increase the volume of their music in order to compete with everyone around them, the effect is something like the worst concert you never wanted to go to. Only slightly less frustrating is that kid in MSIP who thinks just because his earbuds are in that I can’t hear every note pouring out across the room. Not only is it annoying but I cringe at the thought that they won’t be able to hear when their twenty. For as long as we are forced to spend 6 hours a day 5 days a week in each others company do the world a favour: get a belt, walk faster, and turn that sh*t down!