Saturday, March 2, 2013

Harlem Shake Your Ass Off


Oh come on, you knew this was coming. It’s blown up all across the internet and whether you love it, hate it, or you’re one of those people who try to preserve some kind of self-righteous dignity by claiming you haven’t watched it, you’ve all heard of the Harlem Shake.

For those of you who haven’t seen it, get out from under you’re rock. Like so many of today’s popular topics no one seems to have any idea where it came from (maybe Harlem?) and yet every video on YouTube has views into the thousands and millions. It’s quite simple really, you’re in a quiet environment like an office or university lecture hall when all of a sudden someone starts dancing. No one even looks up and it looks like you are in for thirty seconds of someone making a complete ass of them self. Then suddenly the bass drops and you’re witnessing the wildest rave since Much Music all ages dances went out of style.

With the innumerable versions spamming the front page of YouTube there’s something for everyone. It would appear that every university in Canada has done the Harlem Shake for our viewing pleasure, some better than others.

Want to make your own Harlem Shake?

Well first things first: don’t. I repeat, just don’t. But if I can’t stop you then here’s what you’ll need:
·      -Some sweet dance moves
·      -A crowded space
·      -No self-respect
·      -A wide variety of strange and entertaining outfits
·      -The song (#3 on the itunes top 10…WTF?)

Now armed with this knowledge go forth and promote stupidity on the internet for the amusement of those with nothing better to do with their time!















3 comments:

  1. I have to agree with your opinion of the harlem shake. I think its a waste of time
    (making the video and watching it).
    Your really good at writting so the reader can hear your 'voice' though the words. I like how each of your blogs are different but still follow the same theme.

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  2. I must admit I think the Harlem Shake is hilarious. The underwater one is especially well done. Question for you from your first paragraph, would you say you are one of the people who love it? hate it? or are trying to save your dignity by claiming you don't repeatedly watch them?

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  3. What do you mean "Just don't"?! The Harlem Shake is a representation of beauty, revealing concepts of joy and sexual appeal in the most random of places!... I'm kidding... Sort of. I enjoy this article, and although I appreciate the Harlem Shake, and some day think it would be fun to be in one, I never would have thought in writing on them. Again, hilarious and good work.

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